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WEB SITE IS 56.7% done!!!!
 
"WWCND - What would chuck norris do?"
 
This page is about 73% done
 
YES I WILL BE ADDING MY SKATE/JACKASS VIDEOS TO THE SITE,

Whats up, this is my personal AIM profile
website, hope you enjoy all the info and
such, I will be adding pictures and stuff 
to the website as soon as i get around to it
by the way, the song playing is Gorillaz - El Manana

The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color::Brown
Hair Color::Brown
Height::5'4"
Favorite Color::Red
Screen Name::Xero970
Favorite Band::Depends, Today - Rise Against
Favorite Movie::Dude, wheres my Hoagie.
Favorite Show::Nip/tuck
Your Car::A penis-mobile
Your Hometown::Dekalb
Your Present Town::the trash can
Your Crushes First Name::Bridget
Your Grade::Freshmen
Your Style::L337
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?:No
Kissed someone in the rain?:No
Danced in a public place?:Yes, Bakers Square
Smiled for no reason?:Yes, At a doctors appointment
Laughed so hard you cried?:yes then Peed
Peed your pants after age 8?:Yes then Cried
Written a song?:Yes, - Faggots are gay
Sang to someone for no reason?:Yes, everyone in my TechEd class i sang ~Lesbian Seagull~
Performed on a stage?:Yes
Talked to someone you don't know?:Yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:Yes
Made out in a theatre?:No
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:Yes, In a beanbag
Been in love?:Who hasnt?
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?:Cameron
Tell you, I love you?:Dont kno
Kiss you?:Its been a while
Hug you?::D
Tell you BYE?:brye
Write you a note?:Dont kno
Take your photo?:Some gay dude at pictureday
Call your cell phone?:Probly Brye or Cameron or Jesus
Buy you something?:Myself
Go with you to the movies?:Kelesey
Sing to you?:Michael Jackson
Write a poem about you?:no one ever did lol
Text message you?:text message is gay
Touch you?:Brian Peppers
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?:5 columbs ago
Time you cried?:I dont know
Movie you watched?:1st Matrix
Joke you told?:A Chuck Norris Joke
Song you've sang?:X gonna give it to ya
Time you've looked at the clock?:Just now
Drink you've had?:Crush
Number you've dialed?:758-7129 Brye
Book you've read?:A guide to a healthy Ear
Food you've eaten?:Fridays fries thingys
Flavor of gum chewed?:Mango
Shoes you've worn?:Disco Boots
Store you've been in?:Bargain Addict
Thing you've said?:Look mommy!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?:Depends what writing is
Whistle?:Penis
Blow a bubble?:Big ones ;D
Roll your tounge in a circle?:Wtf.,,
Cross your eyes?:WTF?
Touch your tounge to your nose?:ok this is just gay
Dance?:HELLS YEA, every time i get the chance
Gleek?:WTFFFF?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:Every fuckin weekend, playing stupid games on the PC with brye
Speak a different language?:Yes, |_337
Impersonate someone?:All the time
Prank call people?:Heh, J-HOPs look out for me :D
Make a card pyramid?:no, thats for fags
Cook anything?:Yes, peinshcakes
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...:A fisherman i would catch me a BIGG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG ol' weiner
I wish ...:I had a really cool lamp
So many people don't know that ...:I <3 raw...... Pancakes! :D
I am ...:Superman
My heart is ...:Pure Goodness :D
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MY AIM PROFILE
 
Merry Christmas or (Insert your holiday here)
One night chuck norris when to McDonalds and took a shit on the floor, the McJanitor asked him why he did it and Chuck turned around and Round House kicked him in the face then said "no one questions chuck norris"
Dont fuck with Chuck ~Jeremy
Game of the Week: .::NVM::.
Put this in your profile if your officially obsessed with chicken pot pies.
Xero970: Hot damn, its a noob!@!@!!!
TheAussie19: Hot damn its a boob!
TheAussie19: noob*
Xero970: lol's :-)
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~Official ROSE online beta veteran~
~Official Lvl 75+ RuneScape Retired~
~Official SRO Beta Member~
~Official Illutia Banned Player~
~Official Rank 281 out of 300,000 On AOW~
~Official C&C generals RAOEN Map editor Staff~
~Official CoLeader of EVO Clan~
~Official Member of Everquest RoyalOrder Clan~
~Official Member of TC online~

.::Put this in ur profile if you have owned someone with a AWP no scope shot::.

ChuckNorris Jokes -

******Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school
football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to
let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused
kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang
every girl in the stadium.*****

*****...cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”*****

*****It was Christmas night chuck norris hoes out and swallows a live turkey whole and when he pulled it out of his mouth it was cooked and his wife said"wow chuck that was realy cool how did you do that? and he round house kicked her in the face and said "never question chuck norris"*****

*****Chuck once walked into a McDonalds and took a shieat on the floor, a janitor told chuck to pick it up, and he roundhouse kicked him in the nuts*****

*****When comedian Larry the cable guy said,"get er done",chuck norris screwed his wife and said,"dont tempt chuck norris"..*****

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Last Updated ~ 12/21/05