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"WWCND - What would chuck norris do?"
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YES I WILL BE ADDING MY SKATE/JACKASS VIDEOS TO THE SITE,
Whats up, this is my personal AIM profile
website, hope you enjoy all the info and
such, I will be adding pictures and stuff
to the website as soon as i get around to it
by the way, the song playing is Gorillaz - El Manana
| The Best Myspace Survey | | * . . About You . . * | | Eye Color:: | Brown
| | Hair Color:: | Brown | | Height:: | 5'4" | | Favorite Color:: | Red | | Screen Name:: | Xero970 | | Favorite
Band:: | Depends, Today - Rise Against | | Favorite Movie:: | Dude, wheres my Hoagie. | | Favorite Show:: | Nip/tuck
| | Your Car:: | A penis-mobile | | Your Hometown:: | Dekalb | | Your Present Town:: | the trash can | | Your Crushes First Name:: | Bridget
| | Your Grade:: | Freshmen | | Your
Style:: | L337 | | * . . Have You Ever . . * | | Sat on your rooftop?: | No | | Kissed
someone in the rain?: | No | | Danced in a public place?: | Yes, Bakers Square | | Smiled for no reason?: | Yes,
At a doctors appointment | | Laughed so hard you cried?: | yes
then Peed | | Peed your pants after age 8?: | Yes then Cried | | Written a song?: | Yes, - Faggots are gay | | Sang
to someone for no reason?: | Yes, everyone in my TechEd class i sang ~Lesbian Seagull~ | | Performed on a stage?: | Yes | | Talked
to someone you don't know?: | Yes | | Gone out of your way to
befriend someone?: | Yes | | Made out in a theatre?: | No
| | Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: | Yes, In a beanbag
| | Been in love?: | Who hasnt? | | * . . Who was the last person to . . * | | Say
HI to you?: | Cameron | | Tell you, I love you?: | Dont
kno | | Kiss you?: | Its been a while | | Hug you?: | :D | | Tell you BYE?: | brye
| | Write you a note?: | Dont kno | | Take your photo?: | Some gay dude at pictureday | | Call
your cell phone?: | Probly Brye or Cameron or Jesus | | Buy you
something?: | Myself | | Go with you to the movies?: | Kelesey
| | Sing to you?: | Michael Jackson | | Write a poem about you?: | no one ever did lol | | Text
message you?: | text message is gay | | Touch you?: | Brian
Peppers | | * . . What's the last . . * | | Time you laughed?: | 5 columbs ago | | Time you
cried?: | I dont know | | Movie you watched?: | 1st
Matrix | | Joke you told?: | A Chuck Norris Joke | | Song you've sang?: | X gonna give it to ya | | Time
you've looked at the clock?: | Just now | | Drink you've had?: | Crush | | Number you've dialed?: | 758-7129 Brye
| | Book you've read?: | A guide to a healthy Ear | | Food you've eaten?: | Fridays fries thingys | | Flavor
of gum chewed?: | Mango | | Shoes you've worn?: | Disco
Boots | | Store you've been in?: | Bargain Addict | | Thing you've said?: | Look mommy! | | * . . Can You . . * | | Write with both hands?: | Depends
what writing is | | Whistle?: | Penis | | Blow a bubble?: | Big ones ;D | | Roll your tounge
in a circle?: | Wtf.,, | | Cross your eyes?: | WTF?
| | Touch your tounge to your nose?: | ok this is just gay | | Dance?: | HELLS YEA, every time i get the chance | | Gleek?: | WTFFFF? | | Stay up a whole night without
sleep?: | Every fuckin weekend, playing stupid games on the PC with brye | | Speak a different language?: | Yes, |_337 | | Impersonate
someone?: | All the time | | Prank call people?: | Heh,
J-HOPs look out for me :D | | Make a card pyramid?: | no, thats
for fags | | Cook anything?: | Yes, peinshcakes | | * . . Finish The Line . . * | | If
i were a ...: | A fisherman i would catch me a BIGG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG ol' weiner | | I wish ...: | I had a really cool lamp | | So many
people don't know that ...: | I <3 raw...... Pancakes! :D | | I
am ...: | Superman | | My heart is ...: | Pure
Goodness :D | Take this survey | Find
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MY AIM PROFILE
Merry Christmas or (Insert your holiday here) One night chuck norris when to McDonalds and took a shit on the floor,
the McJanitor asked him why he did it and Chuck turned around and Round House kicked him in the face then said "no one questions
chuck norris"
Dont fuck with Chuck ~Jeremy
Game of the Week: .::NVM::.
Put this in your profile if your officially obsessed with chicken pot pies.
Xero970: Hot damn, its a noob!@!@!!! TheAussie19: Hot damn its a boob! TheAussie19: noob* Xero970: lol's :-)
~Official Maplestory MR guild member~ ~Official ROSE online beta veteran~ ~Official Lvl 75+ RuneScape Retired~ ~Official
SRO Beta Member~ ~Official Illutia Banned Player~ ~Official Rank 281 out of 300,000 On AOW~ ~Official C&C generals
RAOEN Map editor Staff~ ~Official CoLeader of EVO Clan~ ~Official Member of Everquest RoyalOrder Clan~ ~Official
Member of TC online~
.::Put this in ur profile if you have owned someone with a AWP no scope shot::.
ChuckNorris Jokes -
******Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went
flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked
the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.*****
*****...cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick
to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”*****
*****It was Christmas night chuck norris hoes out and swallows a live turkey whole and when he pulled it out of his mouth
it was cooked and his wife said"wow chuck that was realy cool how did you do that? and he round house kicked her in the face
and said "never question chuck norris"*****
*****Chuck once walked into a McDonalds and took a shieat on the floor, a janitor told chuck to pick it up, and he roundhouse
kicked him in the nuts*****
*****When comedian Larry the cable guy said,"get er done",chuck norris screwed his wife and said,"dont tempt chuck norris"..*****
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